TOTTY - Blokes Organiser

What Is The Blokes Organiser ?
We've teamed up with MemoriseThis.com and FindMeAGift.com to bring you two revolutionary new services designed to make sure you never forget your girlfriend, wife or mistress' birthday and always get your leg over.

Ingenious - but how does it work ?
You have two options:-
PANIC ! - Her birthday is in a few days and you need ideas pronto. Go straight to FindMeAGift's personal shopper and fill in a few details about your loved one. They'll get back to you with some great suggestions. Just pick one and the job's a good 'un.
Also, check out our Gifts For Her section where you'll find a few more excellent gift ideas and lots of cheeky lingerie.
PLAN AHEAD - In the highly unlikely event that you are planning ahead, just register a few details about your loved one (birth date, interests, bra size, etc.) and shortly before each birthday, anniversary, Valentines Day and Christmas you'll receive an e-mail reminder and a tailored list of gift suggestions to help you get things organised with the minimum of effort.
All you have to do is pick a gift, card and flowers (if you really want to impress) and it'll all be delivered straight to your beloved. She'll love you forever and you hardly have to do a thing - perfect !

But being "organised" is not in my nature.
Hmm, we know. We looked up the word "organise" (we all know what an organ is but this strange addition to the word is most puzzling !) and apparently it means "arrange" or "give definite structure".

All sounds very dull but we blokes have two biological design flaws:-
1) We can't remember dates.
2) We never know what to buy.

And we all know that if we forget a birthday or fail to book a table at the most romantic restaurant in town on Valentines Day she'll have our guts for garters or, worse still, slip on the chastity belt and throw away the key.

What if I can't find something suitable ?
If your e-mail reminder doesn't contain a suitable gift then just come back to the BlokesOnly Totty section and have a browse through our Gifts For Her selection. We've scoured the lingerie shops to come up with some great ideas to spark your imagination (it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it) and there's also experience days and pampering gift ideas to help you on your way.

So what are you waiting for ?
Come on, hop to it. Your choices are as follows:-
Panic,
Plan Ahead,
Check out our Gifts For Her section,
Go straight to the FindMeAGift or MemoriseThis web-sites.

Remember, pick the right gift and your woman will make you beg for mercy in the bedroom. Fail to deliver the goods on time or at all and it's the chastity belt for you son.

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