What's in Totty ?
Woman related stuff. Generally speaking, men love women - we like to look at them, touch them and play hide the sausage. The possibilities are endless. But there can be an unsavoury side to the fairer sex and they can be a little difficult to work out at times (Disclaimer: none of the BlokesOnly team have had any such problems with their women and they are all lovely. Thankyou).

So, the Totty section is dedicated to providing lots of nice women to oggle at whilst helping men survive the relationship jungle and find the perfect gift when those all-important dates come around (birthdays, anniversaries, Valentines Day, Christmas, done-something-bad day).

Just one of our Hot Women contestantsHot Woman Contest
Our monthly contest allows you to vote on young, attractive, up and coming models to see who is the fittest bird in the world.

And if you know of someone who would make an excellent competitor, just send us a photograph and we'll put her to the public vote. We like good quality pictures of a sexy but tasteful nature and you must get the person's permission first !


Panache Satin Basque, Bra and ThongGifts For Her
You know she'll have your guts for garters if you forget her birthday or your anniversary, and it's always hard trying to find the perfect present.
But never fear, we have compiled a whole selection of romantic, funny, pampering, sexy or just plain cheeky gift ideas, some of which you may even enjoy yourself (we're talking about the lingerie, not the high heels !).

DKNY Graphic Lace Sexy Lingerie
We've hand picked a superb range of lingerie that meets our stringent quality standards (must be stylish, sexy and very easy to remove with your teeth !).
Choose from thongs, basques, camisoles, lacy knickers, chemises and swimwear from all the big designers.



Celebrity Gear
Kit your woman out in the style of your favourite star on TV.
Impress the woman in your life by choosing something from our selection of underwear, swimwear, mini skirts, jackets and accessories seen being worn by superstars like Jennifer Lopez, Kylie, the Sex In The City girls and many more.

Pampering Days
Treat her to a day being pampered at a top health spa. Choose from a huge range of well-known health farms across the UK, all providing the perfect pampering experience for a morning, full day or even a weekend. She will love you for this, so go along as well and get her while she's hot.


Relationships and Dating
Whether you are a single bloke looking for love or a married man struggling to deal with the, let's say, "unusual" behaviour our women can sometimes display, the Dating Services and Agony Uncle pages can help you with some guidance and helpful hints.